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This rather fishy *g* topic was inspired by a conversation with Kevin (and Rebby and Jacques).

So here it is, the fish-slapping meme!
1. If you could walk up to any person, living or dead, fictional or real, and slap them in the face with a large trout, who would it be?
2. If someone walked up to you and slapped you with a fish, how would you react?

- No. 1: Timo's host and F.'s bf, because they annoy me.
- No. 2: I'd probably just stand there and look at them as if they were some kind of purple-headed alien. Or, I'd put on my best mock-old-lady voice and go "OK young man, you touched it, you buy it!".

- No. 1: Our Legion's praefectus! Oh, I'd slap him right into next week *evil grin*. This man delights in making life miserable for me, so he has it coming big time.
- No. 2: Grilled trout, anyone?

- No. 1: Fernando, because he is a prick. And my twin sister. Well, not always, but sometimes.
- No. 2: Trout haché, anyone?

- No. 1: Felix. He's been nothing but mean to me.
- No. 2: I'd ask them why they did that, because it's a very mean thing to do.

- No. 1: No-one, really. Well, except, on occasion, Julian.
- No. 2: Probably break every bone in their miserable little bodies.

Date: 2006-02-28 10:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
The subject for this entry is simply smashing!! ;) And why is it our conversations are always so.......odd? Last time it was weird sexual fantasies......this time fish.....what's next, how to use fish during sex?

Oh my gosh. I just grossed myself out! Ick!!!

Date: 2006-03-01 07:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
And what's even better, you managed to gross me out, too *shudders at the thought*!

Date: 2006-03-01 03:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
1) The answers for this are very numerous. But to list a few: General George A. Custer. Those fools that run www.godhatesf* Every member of the KKK and John Mayer for writing that damn "Daughters" song.

2) First, I'd wipe off my face. Then I'd probably punch them in the nose.

Date: 2006-03-01 04:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Those fools that run www.godhatesf*

That would be Fred Phelps and his crew of fucktards. Believe me, that man needs more than a fish slap.

Negs says to slap him with a chainsaw. I'm all for that.

Date: 2006-03-01 04:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
His wife came to town when I lived down the road from a community college she came to protest. (She didn't like the fact that they had a GBLT +Alliance).

My gay roommate and I found out about it the day AFTER she was literally a few blocks away from us.

We were very sad to have missed her.

But if I ever actually saw one of them anywhere in public holding those signs...I think it would be best if I were removed from the area by force...because I doubt I would be able to control myself.

Date: 2006-03-01 07:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I second the chainsaw. People like him need to die. And they need to stop using God as an excuse.

Date: 2006-03-01 04:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
1) Anyone that bashes SBing or calls me or my friends "mentally ill" because the way we choose to believe. Pretty much just stupid people in general.

2) Prolly stand there, blinking like a moron, wondering what just happened. Either that or cry. ;_;


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